1.YOUR REAL NAME:
evan.

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother and fathers middle names)
dunno dunno, lol

3.NASCAR NAME (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
don't know either.

4.STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
pelev. wut?

5.DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color, favorite animal)
green cat.
neato.

6.SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, town where you were raised)
grant niceville. fucking shit that's awful.

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
the red coke.

LIKE THERE'S ANY OTHER COLOR OTHER THAN THE SHITTY DIET ONES?

8.FLY NAME (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
evtz.
the fuck?

9.STREET NAME (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
cake batter sugar.
faggy.

10.SKANK NAME: (1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
hobbes niceville.
this is getting more and more retarded.

11.GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of first name plus 'izzle'
evaizzle.
sounds better with all four. evanizzle.

12.YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets)
black monet. (monet, like the painter)
>:3

13. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
DON'T KNOW ANY PERFUMES REESES.